Brian Haley (born February 12, 1963) is an American actor and stand-up comedian. His stand-up act is characterised by playing his all-American looks against manic outbursts and absurd situations. As an actor he may be best known for his roles as Veeko the incompetent kidnapper in the John Hughes movie "Baby's Day Out", the father of Mike Hammersmith in Little Giants, or Clint Eastwood's son Mitch in the movie Gran Torino.